1. What is your favourite word? Thanks
2. What is your least favourite word? Gutted
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Inspirational true stories
4. What turns you off? Patronising liars
5. What is your favourite song? Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinead O'Connor
6. What is your favourite film? The Sand Pebbles
7. What is your favourite curse word? Shoite (GL's spelling!)
8. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of the word 'sorry'
9. What sound or noise do you hate? My constant tinnitus
10. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Portrait artist
11. What profession would you not like to do? Corrupt politician's spin doctor/speech writer
12. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Sorry, there's been a mistake. You're too early. Come back in about twenty years."