From a forthcoming book of funny/silly verse.....
Derek the driver
Had long since decided
That High Streets were no longer funny,
For to park in a town,
He was duty bound
To always have the right money.
Car parking systems
Were akin to a crime,
For all over this land he had driven,
And the three words
He detested the most
Were the words: “No Change Given”.
(Gotta hand it to the bandit!)