Wanda Wobblyhips
entered for Miss World
she wanted recognition
as official glamour
girl
She had a little
problem
she loved to eat and
eat
burgers, buns, big
pork pies,
black puddings and
pig’s feet
Ghoulash, stew and
dumplings,
pizzas, eggs and
chips,
ice cream cones and
chocolate bars
and scores of walnut
whips
Backstage at the gala
night
nerves and perfumes
mingled
Wanda had a final
snack
as her gastric juices
tingled
Wanda Wobblyhips
contestant number four
heard an oddish
creaking noise
then fell right
through the floor
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