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Wednesday, 2 May 2012


Wanda Wobblyhips
entered for Miss World
she wanted recognition
as official glamour girl

She had a little problem
she loved to eat and eat
burgers, buns, big pork pies,
black puddings and pig’s feet

Ghoulash, stew and dumplings,
pizzas, eggs and chips,
ice cream cones and chocolate bars
and scores of walnut whips

Backstage at the gala night
nerves and perfumes mingled
Wanda had a final snack
as her gastric juices tingled

Wanda Wobblyhips
contestant number four
heard an oddish creaking noise
then fell right through the floor

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