From 1973 to 2008, I worked in and around retailing, mainly managing shops of various sizes. The customer is always right never really stacked up in my orbit. In the next 8 blog posts, I share true tales with you, embellished for entertainment value. But they are all based on true incidents.
6 OF 8
THE LAG
WITH THE BAGS WAS A DRAG
Nowadays, people who use plastic carriers bags are
marked out as environmental terrorists, threats to the Solar System and swans,
horrible human specimens who should be taken to a dark room and flailed every
hour on the hour with whips crafted from bags for life. But, about ten years ago, we got used to the
fact that five minutes before we closed our shop, the same customer, a
middle-aged, scruffy man, engulfed in his own stale body odour, would come in
every evening without fail to pick up last minute food bargains. At the checkouts, he insisted that each item
was to be wrapped in a separate carrier bag and then all the individual bags
were then to be gathered into one outer bag.
At the end of a long day, this routine was as welcome as breaking wind
in a spacesuit. But, with the highly
dubious mantra “the customer is always right” rattling around our addled
brains, outwardly we remained calm and professional but internally we were
hiring imaginary assassins to take him out as soon as he stepped into the car
park. We were convinced that he was not
a sufferer from obsessive compulsive disorder because of his grubby appearance
and his horrible, nostril recoiling, unwashed stench that was the exact
opposite of Chanel No. 5. We were
convinced that he was a nuisance. One
evening, I decided to ask him about his carrier bag quota. Holding my breath for as long as I possibly
could between questions, I eventually found out that he was using the plastic
bags to repair several leaks in his roof.
He said he was damned if he was going to pay to have it fixed and that
our bags were the best solution he could find.
We never did discover a way of reducing his carrier bag quota and we had
to console ourselves with the fact that we were caring for a member of our
community. In fact you could say that he
was enthusiastic and bombastic in his use of plastic to take the fantastic but
drastic roof repair action and that it was easy for us to be sarcastic and
inelastic in our judgements.
Coming up:
From a bread stick to a set of garden furniture
The avocado bravado desperado affair
From a bread stick to a set of garden furniture
The avocado bravado desperado affair
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