In Search of My Father 2017 Writing Project

In Search of My Father 2017 Writing Project
In Search of My Father, 2017 writing project supported by The National Lottery through the Arts Council of Northern Ireland

Friday, 6 November 2015

FAILED SCREENPLAYS


Sorbet The Greek – the story of an ancient man of vision who predicted the invention of iced desserts.
Belfast And Furious – action thriller about car thefts in Northern Ireland
The Spy Who Came In From The Shocking Weather – espionage in the rain
Restless In Roscommon – Irish romance
Sunday Night And Monday Morning – a tale of working class drinking and absenteeism at work
MacGillycuddy Reeks – the invention of the bath
Fartacus – a longwinded Viking saga
Kill Kenny – a Quentin Tarantino action story set in Ireland
A Fistful of Dulse – seaweed western
The Purple Rose Of Carlow – an intelligent comedy
Tunes Of Gory – the quest for a man to find the cure for breathing more easily whilst controlling his nasal fluids
Our Ma – the county saga of an Ulster family
The Very Good Escape – a not-bad attempt by POWs to flee their captors
Done Leery – a seedy tale of a Dublin stalker
Days Of Beer And Quality Street – the story of a couch potato
One Flew Into The Cuckold’s Vest – how a short-sighted pigeon interfered in a spurned husband’s life
Saving Ryan’s Privates – a story of intimate surgery
Raging Bullshit – terror on a farm
Sent Awful Woman – a dating agency comedy
It’s A Wonderful Liffy – life on an Irish river
Diving Miss Daisy – adventurous pensioner takes to the deep sea
Murder At The Pizza Express – mystery about several toppings
Schindler’s Leaning Disorder – a man bends the rules in wartime
The Day Of Jack All – an everyday story of nothing happening
Singin’ In Coleraine – An Ulster musical
Bundoran Jones And The Lucozade Crusade – an adventurer searches for sports elixir
12 Mildly Annoyed Men – slow-moving jury drama
The Umpire Strikes Back – a tennis saga
Bridget Jones's Diarrhea – a story of breathtaking courage
Donegal Brasco – an Irish gangster thriller
A Jewel Up India’s Passage – a story of Eastern promise
A Bridge Not Near Enough – a story of war and dodgy map reading



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