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Monday, 26 January 2015

ONLY DROOLS & CORSETS - VALENTINE - MISS UNDERSTOOD

From Only Drools & Corsets (Funny poems and silly stuff about love, Valentine's, etc)

Only Drools & Corsets
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MISS UNDERSTOOD

She raised her hands
to strangle and throttle:
"So, you think I have
a face like a bottle?"

Oh no, my love,
'twas one of my quips,
you've a face that launched
a thousand ships."

Alas, alack, she stormed out of the room
and I walked the proverbial plank,
our love boat had sprung an embarrassing leak
and I watched as it tragically sank.

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