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Tuesday, 20 January 2015

SAID ELVIS TO THE BUTCHER - VALENTINE XXXX

In time for Valentine's Day, a little book of laughs and a few tender moments.

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Soon in paperback here:

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The Blurb

"Funny poems and silly stuff about love, Valentine's Day & beyond. I was trying to think of a snappy title for this little book. Last year, I published a Christmas amusement called Only Yules & Verses, a slight take on a famous television series title. So, I went back to the pun trough once again. It’s a quirky collection in need of a quirky title. There aren’t many drools in here nor nether-garments, knickers, nor swear words nor anything blatantly offensive – unless the word fart causes distress. Most of this book tries to be funny. The last several pages are a little more thoughtful. I hope you enjoy the selection and share it with those you love." 

A Sample:

UH HU HU

Said Elvis to the butcher:
“I think I’ve had enough,
With these mail order steaks,
They’re always mighty tough.”

Said the butcher in reply:
“Just return to sender
And I’ll make a mental note
that Elvis loves meat tender.”

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