In Search of My Father 2017 Writing Project

In Search of My Father 2017 Writing Project
In Search of My Father, 2017 writing project supported by The National Lottery through the Arts Council of Northern Ireland

Thursday, 22 January 2015

DING DONG DUNG


From Only Drools & Corsets (Funny poems and silly stuff about love, Valentine's, etc)

Only Drools & Corsets
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DING DONG DUNG

This farmer’s daughter was swayed and wooed
And said yes to a proposal of marriage.
Came the day of the wedding, she was all prepared
And off she was whisked in a carriage.

As the groom was waiting at the altar rail,
There came a whiff from the door,
As the bride approached, the smell got stronger,
An aroma you couldn’t ignore.

Said the groom to the bride: “Is that manure on your head?”,
Just as the bells were rung,
“Why yes,” said the farmer’s daughter,
 “I’ve just had my hair dung.”

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