From Only Drools & Corsets (Funny poems and silly stuff about love, Valentine's, etc)
TO LOOK INSIDE, PLEASE GO TO AMAZON......
TO LOOK INSIDE, PLEASE GO TO AMAZON......
DING DONG DUNG
This farmer’s daughter was swayed and wooed
And said yes to a proposal of marriage.
Came the day of the wedding, she was all prepared
And off she was whisked in a carriage.
As the groom was waiting at the altar rail,
There came a whiff from the door,
As the bride approached, the smell got stronger,
An aroma you couldn’t ignore.
Said the groom to the bride: “Is that manure on your head?”,
Just as the bells were rung,
“Why yes,” said the farmer’s daughter,
“I’ve just had my hair dung.”
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