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Sunday, 30 August 2020

THE SMILE POEMS #25 - BACK TO BASICS

Available for freelance writing commissions on a variety of subjects including family history, nostalgic Belfast and its famous people, shops, shoppers & shopping (40 years in retailing), the golden age of Hollywood (including westerns) and humorous pieces on life's weird and wonderful. Op-eds, columns, non-fiction book reviews too. 

joecushnan@aol.com & @JoeCushnan

I have a portfolio of features, reviews, poetry and short fiction published in all sorts of places - Belfast Telegraph, Tribune, Ireland's Own, Dalhousie Review, Fairlight Books, Reader's Digest, Reality, Lapwing Poetry, Ink, Sweat & Tears, Spillwords, Dear Reader, Amethyst Review, Black Bough, to name a selection.  Oh, and the odd BBC radio contribution. I wrote a book on retailing, on dealing with job losses and a biography of film star Stephen Boyd.

This is a series of (hopefully) funny poems from hundreds I've written over the years (inspired by the likes of Spike Milligan and Roger McGough) to provoke a smile in these odd times.

Text ©2020 Joe Cushnan (But you can RT!)


BACK TO BASICS

He took delivery today
of a hand-mill for grinding corn.
“A quern,” he said, caressing it,
“two big flat stones, one
with a hole and a wooden pin
to control the revolution,
back to basics food production.”

He read the instruction 
and, after several tries,
said: “Sod this for a game of soldiers,
“I’m off for a burger and fries.”


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