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Monday, 17 August 2020

THE SMILE POEMS #12 - FOOD'S ON YOU

Available for freelance writing commissions on a variety of subjects including family history, nostalgic Belfast and its famous people, shops, shoppers & shopping (40 years in retailing), the golden age of Hollywood (including westerns) and humorous pieces on life's weird and wonderful. Op-eds, columns, non-fiction book reviews too. 

joecushnan@aol.com & @JoeCushnan

I have a portfolio of features, reviews, poetry and short fiction published in all sorts of places - Belfast Telegraph, Tribune, Ireland's Own, Dalhousie Review, Fairlight Books, Reader's Digest, Reality, Lapwing Poetry, Ink, Sweat & Tears, Spillwords, Dear Reader, Amethyst Review, Black Bough, to name a selection.  Oh, and the odd BBC radio contribution. I wrote a book on retailing, on dealing with job losses and a biography of film star Stephen Boyd.

This is a series of (hopefully) funny poems from hundreds I've written over the years (inspired by the likes of Spike Milligan and Roger McGough) to provoke a smile in these odd times.


FOOD’S ON YOU

There’s a chip on your shoulder,
A crumpet on your lip,
A pie on your head,
A sandwich on your hip.

There’s a cake on your tummy,
A peanut on your eye,
A fish on your foot,
A lasagne on your thigh.

I’m just saying,
Looks like you’re paying,
Cos the food’s on you.


Text ©2020 Joe Cushnan

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