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Thursday, 20 August 2020

THE SMILE POEMS #15 - FRANKLY

Available for freelance writing commissions on a variety of subjects including family history, nostalgic Belfast and its famous people, shops, shoppers & shopping (40 years in retailing), the golden age of Hollywood (including westerns) and humorous pieces on life's weird and wonderful. Op-eds, columns, non-fiction book reviews too. 

joecushnan@aol.com & @JoeCushnan

I have a portfolio of features, reviews, poetry and short fiction published in all sorts of places - Belfast Telegraph, Tribune, Ireland's Own, Dalhousie Review, Fairlight Books, Reader's Digest, Reality, Lapwing Poetry, Ink, Sweat & Tears, Spillwords, Dear Reader, Amethyst Review, Black Bough, to name a selection.  Oh, and the odd BBC radio contribution. I wrote a book on retailing, on dealing with job losses and a biography of film star Stephen Boyd.

This is a series of (hopefully) funny poems from hundreds I've written over the years (inspired by the likes of Spike Milligan and Roger McGough) to provoke a smile in these odd times.


FRANKLY

My Uncle Sid’s a ringer,
A mirror-image, I kid you not,
For the Frankenstein monster,
With his face as green as snot.

My Uncle Sid’s his double,
Nature’s fluke, no doubt, by ‘eck
And the likeness is enhanced by
The bolt stuck through his neck.













 Text ©2020 Joe Cushnan

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