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Thursday, 13 December 2018

CHRISTMAS CHEER FROM MY HO! HO! HO! COLLECTION



Some Christmas cheer from my Ho! Ho! Ho! collection.

‘APPY CHRISTMAS

To gadget geeks – Appy Christmas
To bakers – Bappy Christmas
To dentists – Cappy Christmas
To good blokes – Chappy Christmas
To audiences – Clappy Christmas
To birds – Flappy Christmas
To Tube guards – Gappy Christmas
To motor racers – Lappy Christmas
To explorers – Mappy Christmas
To babies – Nappy Christmas
To urban singers – Rappy Christmas
To boxers – Scrappy Christmas
To make-up artists – Slappy Christmas
To crocodiles – Snappy Christmas
To plumbers – Tappy Christmas
To puppies – Yappy Christmas
To video game players – Zappy Christmas

WENCESLAS WEATHER

Good King Wenceslas looked out
And did a double take,
Despite all his initial doubt,
He rubbed his eyes awake.
Brightly shone the sun that day,
Sweltering hot and sticky,
He thought as this is Boxing Day,
The forecast’s a bit dicky.

“Bring me shorts Bermuda-style,
Bring me sun tan lotion,
Bring me cola by the crate
And ice cubes by the ocean.
Bring my sunbed by the pool,
I can’t believe this weather,
I can swim around all day
In the altogether.”

Good King Wenceslas’s dream
Ended with a bump,
He fell out of his bed it seems
And bruised his ample rump,
Groggy from his accident
And dazed and half-asleep,
He gaped out through the curtain gap
To see snow six-feet deep.

SANTA IN THE GARDEN

Santa likes to dig-dig-dig,
Santa likes to grow-grow-grow,
Santa likes to rake-rake-rake,
But most of all,
Santa likes to hoe-hoe-hoe

STRICTLY CHRISTMAS

Strictly come 
Dasher, 
Strictly come 
Vixen,
Strictly come 
Donner,
Strictly come 
Blitzen,
Strictly come 
Cupid,
Strictly come 
Prancer,
Strictly come 
Comet,
Strictly come 
Dancer.

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

Christmas shopping,
Christmas shopping,
Really makes me dizzy.
Why can’t Christmas
Be in June
When the shops aren’t quite so busy? 

MOOEY

Two cows talking
In the language called Moo –
“Mooey Christmas”
“And mooey Christmas to you.”


Season's greeting friends!


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