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Friday 23 October 2015

THE CAMERON DAUGHTER INCIDENT REVISITED


Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife, Samantha, left their eight-year-old daughter, Nancy, in a pub after having Sunday lunch, Downing Street has confirmed. (Reported 11 June 2012)

This week Mr Cameron took the Chinese President Xi Jinping to The Plough for a pint and they both had a laugh as the incident was recalled by the PM. Here's what I wrote in 2012.


Hey Sam, kids, do you know
what I fancy?
A pub lunch,
so come on love,
Arthur, Florence and Nancy.

Let's go to The Plough,
and have Sunday lunch,
just us as a family
and my bodyguard bunch.

The lunch was great,
so tasty and yummy,
three kids and the heavies
and Daddy and Mummy.

Now back to Chequers
to chillaxe I fancy,
with Arthur and Florence
and....... crikey, where's Nancy?

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