Black Friday - a day of shopping madness - is scheduled, I believe, for 27 November, 2015. Stuff is sold en masse and customers act as if it is the last shopping day before the Apocalypse.......
Black Friday, get in a queue and wait,
dressed from head to toe in combat gear,
prepared, who dares wins, shopping with no fear,
eyes on bargains, gathered hordes salivate,
wearing elbow pads, knee pads, shin pads, hobnail boots,
the atmosphere rising to fever pitch,
the mild-mannered become bastard and bitch,
battering and bruising, not giving two hoots.
The luckiest ones hold their prizes high,
triumphant in their quest to win the day,
victorious survivors of the fray,
while unlucky ones hang their heads and cry.
And after all the sales are rung and checked,
both store displays and shop staff nerves are wrecked.