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Wednesday, 13 February 2013

BRAISE YOURSELF


Waiter, waiter
said the alligator
there's no humans in my stew
I'm sorry 'gator
said the waiter, waiter,
but we only had a few


Waiter, waiter
said the alligator
this really will not do
I reserved one only yesterday
a male 'bout six foot two

Waiter, waiter
said the alligator
please do as you are told
get undressed and braise yourself
I'd like you casseroled

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