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Wednesday, 20 February 2013

MANTEL PIECE

Hilary Mantel,
the novelist
has the nation's plebs
feeling pissed.

She had a pop
at the Duchess of Cambridge
at which the picky Press
took muchess of umbrage.

She analysed Kate
from head to toe,
not very flattering,
so what do you know?

The Hilary Hooters,
cheered the diatribe,
and jumped to defend
their precious scribe.

And what does 
the Duchess make of it? 
I reckon she couldn't 
give a 

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