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Monday, 11 February 2013

REAL NEWS


Give me a big, fat, ugly woman
And a big, fat, ugly man
In miserable grey rags
To read the news on TV.

Give me faces with shaving cuts,
Pimples, freckles and acne,
Hairy nostrils and yellow teeth
To present quizzes and game shows.

Give me real people who fart
And belch on air, scratch,
Sniff, snort and sneeze
Using their sleeves as hankies.

Give me flesh and blood,
Give me ums and errs,
Give me the bloke down the road,
Give me Mr and Mrs Ordinary from the shop queue.

To hell with robocaster,
To hell with autocue,
To hell with lip gloss,
To hell with style,
To hell with posing.......

Just tell me what’s going on in the world!

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