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Monday, 4 February 2013

RICHARD III

Have you heard
that Richard the Third
was buried in a car park
in Leicester?
Some bones were found
under the ground
near to 
an old Ford Fiesta.

If the bones are Dick's
and all boxes are ticked
for DNA, 
marrow and joints,
then prepare for the council 
to issue a fine
of substantial 
penalty points.

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