HOP HAT

From the more general funny verse part of "Hamish Sheaney: The Nearly-Man of Irish Literature" on sale at £5.49 from all major online booksellers:

HOP HAT

Round and round

the milliner’s shop,

my group of rabbits

on the hop,

eating every type of hat,

until each one was very fat.

So now one of my magical habits

is pulling top hats out of rabbits.