Hooray for Rory McIlroy,
what a golfer, what a boy,
signed a mega deal with Nike,
future secure looky-likey.
Unlike Lance Armstrong who
has gone from legend to dire,
his deflated career has ended up
flatter than the flattest flat tyre.
While Rory revels in a deal of deals,
in it's riches, glamour and gloss,
Armstrong faces the fight of fights
to ditch his albatross.