In Search of My Father 2017 Writing Project

In Search of My Father 2017 Writing Project
In Search of My Father, 2017 writing project supported by The National Lottery through the Arts Council of Northern Ireland

Wednesday, 5 October 2016

3 POEMS FROM THE CHUCKLE FILES



3 poems from The Chuckle Files

OH, WHEELIE

It's wheelie bin day,
It wheelie, wheelie is,
It wheelie, wheelie,
Wheelie, wheelie is.
It's wheelie bin day,
It wheelie, wheelie is,
When the bin lorry
Does it's wheelie biz.


IN A SUPERMARKET QUEUE

The man in front
Is a smelly old codger,
A pongy and whiffy
Shower-gel dodger.


LAD WITHOUT AN IPAD

Followed an iFad
And bought an iPad
Boy was iGlad
That now iHad
A trendy iPad
Until an iCad
Stole my iPad
Now iMad
And iSad

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