3 poems from The Chuckle Files
OH, WHEELIE
It's wheelie bin day,
It wheelie, wheelie is,
It wheelie, wheelie,
Wheelie, wheelie is.
It's wheelie bin day,
It wheelie, wheelie is,
When the bin lorry
Does it's wheelie biz.
IN A SUPERMARKET QUEUE
The man in front
Is a smelly old codger,
A pongy and whiffy
Shower-gel dodger.
LAD WITHOUT AN IPAD
Followed an iFad
And bought an iPad
Boy was iGlad
That now iHad
A trendy iPad
Until an iCad
Stole my iPad
Now iMad
And iSad
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