TOO MANY COOKS
Too many cooks spoil the soup,
Ends up a mess, a sort of a gloop,
It’s been suggested it looks like
poop
When too many cooks spoil the soup.
Cook 1 decides to boil the water,
Cook 2 throws in a handful of peas,
Cook 3 chops and chucks in the
carrots,
Cook 4 is the onion man, if you
please,
Cook 5 decides on a bit of curry,
Cook 6 adds leftover sausage and
mash,
Cook 7 reckons it needs more salt,
Cook 8 stirs in some corned beef
hash,
Cook 9 cracks open several eggs,
Cook 10 squeezes a dollop of
mustard
Cook 11 pours in a bottle wine,
Cook 12 fancies a spoonful of
custard,
Cook 13 tips in chocolate buttons
Cook 14 includes a teabag or two,
Cook 15 adds some old mouldy bread,
They all give it a stir and say
that’ll do.
Out in the restaurant, diners
aren’t suspicious,
They shout “Compliments to the
chef,
This soup’s delicious.”
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