From my forthcoming book of funny/silly verse - The Chuckle Files
Needed some sleep
To ease her strain and her stress,
She was getting too old
To be out in the cold
Working hard as a shepherdess.
She sat by the fire
Thinking time to retire,
Her old bones saying call it a day,
A little rest would just suit her,
So she switched on the computer
And sold all of her sheep on eBay.