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Monday, 24 September 2012

ANDREW MITCHELL - CALLING ALL PLEBS

Andrew Mitchell, the Government Chief Whip,
decided to shoot from the lip,
when he chose to berate
the cop on the gate,
giving a full explanation the slip.

Standing there in his bicycle clips,
Andrew Mitchell, like a long line of whips,
perhaps fancied a rant
with language so cant,
that a tape would be riddled with blips.

So, calling all plebs, join our hike,
with cudgel, with sword and with pike,
for an anti-Mitchell campaign
he took the pleb name in vain,
let's tell him to get on his bike.




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