It was you.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
SILENCE (Recess for coffee and biscuits).
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
SILENCE (Recess for lunch).
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
Wait a wee minute.
Wait a wee minute yourself.
Catch yourself on.
SILENCE (Recess for afternoon tea).
No, you catch yourself on.
No, you catch yourself on.
No, you catch yourself on.
No, you catch yourself on.
No, you catch yourself on.
No, you catch yourself on.
Don’t interrupt me.
Let me finish.
Don’t inter…..
Let me…..
Don’t…..
Let…..
It couldn’t have been me.
Why not?
I was on holiday.
Eh?
Or in Sainsbury’s.
Eh?
Or, or, or walking in the woods where there’s no signal.
Eh?
I’m going to the papers.
Wait a wee minute.
No, you wait a wee minute.
Etc,
Etc,
Until sense kicks in
Or eternity strikes thirteen,
Whichever
comes first......
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