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Sunday, 13 December 2015

THREE CHRISTMAS PO-PO-POEMS

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SAGE AND ONIONS

A wise old sage
Who knew his onions,
Had ideas daft and sublime,
Why once he made a coat
From herbs –
An utter waste of thyme.


HO-HO-HOSIERY

The fireman’s Christmas cracker jokes
Were no longer a surprise or shocking
For every year, the same old gag,
A ladder in his stocking.


SAME OLD, SAME OLD

The children of the skinflint
Were never deluded
‘Coz every Christmas
They got batteries,
Toys not included.


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