In Search of My Father 2017 Writing Project

In Search of My Father 2017 Writing Project
In Search of My Father, 2017 writing project supported by The National Lottery through the Arts Council of Northern Ireland

Sunday, 13 December 2015

THREE CHRISTMAS PO-PO-POEMS

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SAGE AND ONIONS

A wise old sage
Who knew his onions,
Had ideas daft and sublime,
Why once he made a coat
From herbs –
An utter waste of thyme.


HO-HO-HOSIERY

The fireman’s Christmas cracker jokes
Were no longer a surprise or shocking
For every year, the same old gag,
A ladder in his stocking.


SAME OLD, SAME OLD

The children of the skinflint
Were never deluded
‘Coz every Christmas
They got batteries,
Toys not included.


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