In Search of My Father 2017 Writing Project

In Search of My Father 2017 Writing Project
In Search of My Father, 2017 writing project supported by The National Lottery through the Arts Council of Northern Ireland

Wednesday, 10 June 2015

A RETAIL JOKE



A man goes into a B&Q DIY superstore.

Man: I'd like a chainsaw that can cut down eight trees in an hour.

Assistant: I have the very one for you, sir. Top of the range.

Man: Thanks, I'll buy it

THE NEXT DAY.....

Man (furious): That chainsaw you sold me is bloody useless.  It took me all day and most of the night to cut down one tree.

Assistant: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.  Let me have a look at it.  I'll just start it up.

Man: What's that buzzing noise?

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