WORLD LEADER - THE MUSICAL (PANTS ON FIRE)

Leader:

"Of course we don’t torture

(tee hee)

Of course we don’t bully

(tee he)

Of course we don’t lie

(tee hee)

Of course we don’t  bluff

(tee hee)

Of course we don’t murder

(tee hee)

Of course we don’t violate rights

(tee hee)

Of course we are honourable

(tee hee)

Of course we follow the law

(tee hee)

Of course we listen to the people

(tee hee)

Of course we have integrity

(tee hee)

Of course we have values

(tee hee)

Of course, of course, of course

(cough, splutter)"

People chorus:

"Liar, liar, pants on fire......."