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Monday, 11 June 2012

THE CAMERON DAUGHTER INCIDENT

Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife, Samantha, left their eight-year-old daughter, Nancy, in a pub after having Sunday lunch, Downing Street has confirmed. (Reported 11 June 2012)


Hey Sam, kids, do you know
what I fancy?
A pub lunch,
so come on love,
Arthur, Florence and Nancy.


Let's go to The Plough,
and have Sunday lunch,
just us as a family
and my bodyguard bunch.


The lunch was great,
so tasty and yummy,
three kids and the heavies
and Daddy and Mummy.


Now back to Chequers
to chillaxe I fancy,
with Arthur and Florence
and....... crikey, where's Nancy?



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