4 cuddly cat poems from the general humour part of "Hamish Sheaney: The Nearly-Man of Irish Literature" - paperback widely available online via all major booksellers (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Waterstones, Blackwell's, WH Smith, Foyles, etc.)
1
FEE
LINE
The day the cat
swallowed cash
was not a cause for pity
for after all
the end result
was money in the kitty
FELINE
SORE
A cat chap
had a mishap
with a cat flap
due to back slap
KNIT
CAT
Our cat married a ball of wool
because he was totally smitten
and very soon
they were blessed
by the birth of a newborn mitten
4
PURRFECT
Intelligent cat,
meticulous cat,
when she was writing a letter
would work at the language
and aim for perfection,
so she would get better and better.
Other cats sneered,
insulted, derided
and call her a swot and a wuss,
but intelligent cat
stayed calm for she was
content as a grammar puss.
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