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Tuesday, 28 February 2023

GRANDA TOMMY

 Remembering my mother's father, Thomas Millar who passed away 73 in 1972








Granda Tommy, unknown age, guessing late teens, say 1917-1918ish

We didn't call him Grandfather or even Grandad. He was Granda, my mother's father. He was a small, slight man but with the work ethic and grit of somebody twice his size. I remember he did the annual wallpapering and decorating in our house, always with a cheery demeanour, the occasional whistle and, every now and then, a song to himself. 

He had a stammer, quite severe at times, but that made him all the more endearing. He would give opinions and tell stories, sometimes struggling with certain words that simply refused to roll off the tongue. 

But, and I recall this very clearly, at a family do, he sang the song Nellie Dean and it was beautiful, even to a young kid like me. When he sang this simple little tune, the stammer was dead. Instead, he had the sweet voice of a tenor, unforced and pitch-perfect. 

"There's an old mill by the stream, Nellie Dean," he sang and, you know, he looked happy and content, a small man but a great Granda. 

There is much more to his story.  But that's for another time, maybe.

Sunday, 26 February 2023

TIPPING, GRATUITIES, SERVICE CHARGES - GET OUDDAHERE


 










I read a piece in the Sunday Times today (by Louise Eccles) about tipping.

This is a bugbear of mine.

I detest the idea of automatic or menacing tipping in restaurants and elsewhere.  I detest even more the scandalous approach to tipping, making the customer feel guilty about not leaving an additional amount to the serving staff. CUSTOMERS AIN'T THERE TO SUPPLEMENT THE STINGY PAY PAID BY EMPLOYERS!!!! America, are you listening?  Elsewhere too?

I am more than happy to tip hospitality serving staff if the service has been mind-blowingly out of this world.  If the service has been average or below, forget the tip.

I approve of voluntary tipping.  100%.

Once, in a self-service restaurant somewhere near Sacramento, a friend and I served ourselves at the buffet.  On finishing our lunch, we noticed a table clearer looking crest-fallen that we had not left a couple of dollars.  He hadn't done anything to serve us. It was his expectation that we would leave a tip.  FOR WHAT?

I hate the service/gratuity message at the end of restaurant tabs.  The customer, mostly, can ask for any automatic amount to be removed.  But why hassle the customer?

I hate the idea of the restaurant calculating a percentage tip.  F*** off!!

A friend of mine, on a trip to Florida, was so disappointed with his restaurant experience, that he chose not to leave a tip.  On leaving the restaurant, outside, he was challenged by his waiter who said that he relied on tips to live. HELLO! EMPLOYER, PAY THE GUY A LIVING WAGE!!

The Sunday Times piece said: "In America, a gratuity of 15 to 20 percent is typical for service, with up to 25 per cent given for excellent service.  In the UK, 10 per cent to 12.5 per cent is more common."  The piece also said that some online retail companies are encouraging customers to leave tips.  FOR WHAT?  FOR WHOM?

Disgusting that even a percentage is expected because miserly restaurant owners cannot cough up a decent wage for employees.

Hospitality employees - the customer is not your banker!  

Blow my mind with excellent service and I will dig deep.  Otherwise, nada.


Saturday, 25 February 2023

GREAT WESTERN SUPPORTING STARS

 














I watched a western the other day and I was reminded of the great supporting actors in westerns.  I loved all the main stars, of course, and still do, but the supporting cast members were/are always a delight to see when they popped/pop up on the screen.

 

Supporting actors were crucial to westerns on the big and small screens and over the years they became some of the most loved characters in celluloid history. I know this will make non-western fans’ eyes glaze over but I just have to list these fine people (from memory, as they come to me):

 

Andy Devine, Chill Wills, Harry Carey, Harry Carey Jr, John Carradine, Gabby Hayes, Ken Curtis, Hank Worden, Slim Pickens, Rory Calhoun, Rod Cameron, Edgar Buchanan, Jay C Flippen, Robert J Wilke, L Q Jones, Iron Eyes Cody, Raymond Burr, Whit Bissell, John Larch, Hugh O’Brian, Arthur Hunnicut, Barton MacLane, Cesar Romero, Dub Taylor, Jim Davis, Dan Duryea, Frank Ferguson, Leo Gordon, Gene Evans, Royal Dano, R G Armstrong, Forrest Tucker, George Montgomery, Bruce Cabot, Strother Martin, Noah Beery, Noah Beery Jr, Ernest Borgnine, Lee Van Cleef, Walter Brennan, Victor McLaglen, Ken Curtis, Jeff Chandler, Henry Brandon, Van Heflin, Arthur Kennedy, John Ireland, Jeff Corey, Ben Johnson, Dean Jagger, John McIntire, Ray Teal, Victory Jory, Paul Fix, Claude Akins, Rudolfo Acosta, Percy Helton, Ward Bond, Edmond O’Brien, Richard Jaeckel, Denver Pyle, Warren Oates, Dennis Hopper, Robert Duvall, Woody Strode, Sam Elliott, Bruce Dern, Jason Robards, Anthony Quinn, Lee Marvin, Jack Palance and George Kennedy. 

 

Some of your favourite names may be missing and I fully acknowledge that some of these guys became much bigger stars than others.  But without them, whatever their star status, western films and TV shows would have been the poorer for their absence.

 

It will be noted that I have not mentioned any women in these meanderings and that is certainly not out of disrespect for the contributions made to the western genre by many fine actresses.  It is just that on this nostalgic trip, this boy remembers the cowboys more than the cowgirls.  That is not to say that there wasn’t a frisson of adolescent excitement when Jane Russell appeared or the warm-hearted Katy Jurado or the bossy Barbara Stanwyck or the unsettling Marlene Dietrich or the deliciously waspish Maureen O’Hara.  This is a politically incorrect boy’s own trip!  In this modern, sensitive age of giving and taking offence too easily, I cannot nor do I have the inclination to defend this male stance.  It was just the way it was when I was a nipper. 

 

Now let’s get back to that list of supporting actors and the flaw within.  

 

One person is missing because I want him to be applauded all on his own as the greatest of them all, the one man who could play villains and buffoons, bad guys, good guys and those in between, the man with a face like no other, the actor that was impossible to ignore in films and on television from the mid-1940s to the mid-1990s.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, 

join me as I salute and applaud……….  Jack Elam.





 

 

 

 

Friday, 24 February 2023

PETE DUEL 24 FEBRUARY 1940 - 31 DECEMBER 1971




 





Of all my television western heroes (and the list is long) back in the day, I have a lot of affection for Pete Duel who played Hannibal Heyes/Joshua Smith in Alias Smith and Jones, alongside Ben Murphy as Kid Curry/Thaddeus Jones.  The show ran from 1971 to 1973 with Duel starring in 33 episodes.  He died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, originally discussed as accidental but later ruled as suicide.  He was 31.  

The show continued for another 17 episodes with Roger Davis taking on the role of Heyes, co-starring with Murphy.  But without the charm and appeal of the handsome Duel, and his camaraderie with Ben Murphy, the show was cancelled.  It was a tragic end to a talented young man who had a bright future.

Peter Ellstrom Deuel was born on 24 February 1940 in Rochester, New York.  His interest in drama lead to some theatre work and then to television mostly as a guest star on shows like Combat! and Bonanza.  His big break came in the sitcom Gidget starring Sally Field, followed by another comedy series, Love on a Rooftop.

Then it was a series of supporting/guest roles in Ironside, The Virginian, The Young Lawyers, Marcus Welby, M.D., The Name of the Game and 77 Sunset Strip, to name a few.  In amongst the TV shows, he co-starred with George Peppard in the film Cannon for Cordoba (1970).

But it was Alias Smith and Jones that lifted Duel onto a higher level of popularity.  The show was produced by Roy Huggins whose CV included Maverick, The Fugitive and The Rockford Files, great credentials.  Huggins assumed the name of John Thomas James when he wrote episodes.

So, on this day, when Pete Duel would have been 83, I salute his memory and the happiness he provided this young kid in one of the greatest TV westerns ever created.

Rest in peace.





Thursday, 23 February 2023

JIM DALE - SUPER TROUPER

 










Whenever I think about entertainment troupers who are still with us, I automatically point to the wonderful Dick Van Dyke.

But, thanks to the latest issue of The Oldie magazine, I am reminded of another exceptional entertain, Jim Dale - actor, composer, director, narrator and singer/songwriter.

The mag features an interview with him, now 87, and still performs his one-man show in America.  Jim was born in Northamptonshire and has lived in New York for a long time.

At 22, he was spotted by the head of Parlophone records, one George Martin, who moulded him into a teen idol pop star.  His biggest UK single was Be My Girl which reached number two in the charts.  That phase of his career lasted a couple of years.  But, of note, he wrote the song Georgy Girl for the 1966 film of the same name.  The song was a bit hit record for The Seekers.

Jim's film career includes ten appearances in the silly but often farcically funny Carry On films, as well as Disney's Pete's Dragon, amongst others.

His theatre career started with his stint as a touring music hall comedian but fate changed his ambitions somewhat in 1970 when Sir Laurence Olivier invited him to join the National Theatre at the Old Vic.  Evolving, he performed in Shakespeare plays and nailed the part of Fagin in Oliver! at the London Palladium in 1995.

He was proclaimed the Toast of Broadway for his starring role in Barnum, which earned him a Tony Award.

On and off Broadway, Jim scored big hits in performances in Me and My Girl, Candide, Travels with My Aunt, The Taming of the Shrew, The Music Man and A Christmas Carol: The Musical.

He narrated hugely successful audiobooks of all the Harry Potter volumes, earning himself two Grammy Awards along the way.

Jim Dale is a marvel and quite rightly his award and trophy shelves must be creaking with the many accolades that have been bestowed on him over the years.  His non-winning nominations are impressive too.

Big ovation to a superb entertainment trouper.

Wednesday, 22 February 2023

JILLY COOPER NOW 86










Jilly Cooper is 86 today.  I wrote this piece when she turned 80.  I thought it would be a good idea to re-post it.  First published 21 February, 2017.


The writer Jilly Cooper is 80 years old and, although no such anniversary excuse is really needed, we should salute her triumphant career as a bestselling author of a wide range of books including, of course, the so-called “bonkbusters” that made her famous. She is not everyone’s cup of tea but no one can deny that she knows how to tell great stories and how to entertain, even if the reader should be prepared for a few blushes along the way. In 2004, she was awarded an OBE for services to literature, an accolade cheered by many and sniffed at by literary snobs and a few prudes. Her appearances on television chat shows over the years show her as effervescent, funny and more than a little cheeky. Her addictive plots, unabashed sexual descriptions and personal charm have proved to be a winning combination.

 

Jilly Cooper was born in Essex in 1937 to parents Brigadier William Baines Sallitt and Mary Elaine Whincup. She grew up in Yorkshire and Surrey. She had a hankering to be a journalist and got a taste for it in the late 1950s as a junior reporter for The Middlesex Independent, although her ambition was to write for a national title. Subsequently, as her Who’s Who entry states, she had “numerous short-lived jobs as account executive, copy writer, publisher’s reader, receptionist, puppy fat model, switchboard wrecker and very temporary typist.” But she never lost the urge to become a writer. She wrote a stream of application letters to newspaper editors, alas, to no avail.

 

She married publisher Leo Cooper in 1961. They had known each other for a long time and their marriage lasted 52 years until his death in 2013. In the late 1960s, they were at a dinner party and got into conversation with Godfrey Smith, editor of the Sunday Times Magazine. She told him about her hectic domestic schedule working, shopping, washing, ironing, cleaning, cooking and “making love all night”.  Smith loved the madness of it all and asked her to write a feature about life as a wife. The feature lead to a weekly column that lasted from 1969 to 1982. She left the Sunday Times for a Daily Mail column that ran for five years. The columns and her personal experiences were collected in several books including How to Stay Married, How to Survive from Nine to Five and Jolly Super. Her non-fiction was very popular.

 

The move to fiction happened in 1975 with the publication of Emily, the first of a series of book’s using women’s names as the titles including Bella, Harriet, Imogen and Octavia which eventually became a TV film. She also dabbled in children’s fiction with her Little Mabel series.

 

But it was Riders, a 900-page epic, in 1985 that launched her into the literary stratosphere. It was the first novel of what would be known as The Rutshire Chronicles and focused on the shenanigans of show jumpers, their personal and professional lives in a fictional Cotswolds setting, with lashings of sass, sauce and, of course, sex, sometimes described in details that would make a maiden aunt perspire and throw a ‘redner’. The Sunday Telegraph enquired, ”Sex and horses; who could ask for more?” At the time of publication, more than thirty years ago, Riders was seen as outrageous with its fun and frolics. Re-reading it today, it feels a lot tamer because we are all well-used to more explicit sexual references in the creative arts, but it still works. It is melodrama featuring adultery, betrayal, high emotions, rivalry, chicanery, wealth and glamour interwoven with generous helpings of slap and tickle and duvet moments. The book’s 1985 cover added to the delicious hype as it depicted a male show jumper’s hand grabbing the buttock of a female rider. A more recent redesign, in this politically correct climate, had the hand position raised more towards the woman’s waist. Jilly Cooper was reported not to be amused. Riders was adapted for television in 1993 and another book in the series, The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous, became a short series in 1997.

 

The Rutshire Chronicles comprises ten books, with the latest, Mount!, published in 2016, attracting decent reviews, not so much for the story itself but for the fact that Jilly Cooper continues to write with enthusiasm, passion and wit. Jenny Colgan, in a Guardian review, said that Jilly “is about bringing joy into your life, daft, silly, boozy joy, and if you like joy, you’ll like this.” 

 

On a promotional appearance for the book, she turned up on ITV’s This Morning last year and spoke with her customary upbeat enthusiasm to Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby about her most famous character, the caddish, racy and irresistible Rupert Campbell-Black and explained that he was based on some of the well-bred aristocrats and members of the horsey set she had met in her life. She said the character was based loosely on Andrew Parker-Bowles, with layers of her husband Leo’s humour and much of her own imagination. The chronicles are international bestsellers. During her This Morning chat, she recounted the pre-fame and fortune story of her bank manager pontificating that her “dirty little book” Riders would not save her and Leo from having to sell their house. She cried. Riders became a huge success, Jilly changed her bank and it is a delicious thought that the bank manager featured in one of the books as a character drop-kicked several times by a clever horse.

 

In 1999, Jilly Cooper survived the Ladbroke Grove/Paddington train crash, a tragic incident with 31 people killed and more than 500 injured. In 2010, she suffered a minor stroke but responded well to the treatment and maintained her famous resolve to carry on: “Luckily, when you are a writer, everything is material.” Her beloved Leo died in 2013 aged 79. She continues live and work in the family home in Gloucestershire. Writing, she explained, has been a good substitute for loneliness following the death of her husband.

 

It seems impossible not to be fond of Jilly Cooper. Over the years, kind and gracious comments about her and her work are not hard to find. “She frees you from the daily drudge and deposits you in an alternative universe where love, sex and laughter rule.” (Independent on Sunday); “Light as a soufflé with divine flashes of wit.” (Daily Express); “The Jane Austen of our time.” (Harper’s Bazaar); “Joyful and mischievous.” (Jojo Moyes).

 

I have the thinnest thread of a link to Jilly Cooper in that she replied to a letter I wrote to her in 1999. I had cobbled together a poetry pamphlet called Emerald Blue and thought it might be interesting to send copies to a few established writers to see what they thought of my work. Some did not reply, others responded with a pat on the head in a “there, there, diddums” kind of a way but Jilly Cooper’s letter was different. She writes everything on a typewriter she calls Monica, including her note to me, and here it is:

 

“Dear Joe, thank you so much for sending me your lovely poems. It’s a wonderful omen for me because the heroine in my next book is called Emerald and it was so wonderful to have an ‘emerald blue’ book just as I am starting it. I enjoyed your poems very much. I loved the one to Seamus Heaney. It reminded me of Matthew Arnold’s poem: “Ah, did you once see Shelley plain and did he stop to speak to you?” I think I’ve misquoted but it’s something like that. I loved the one about Rainy Day – really sad that one – and I loved the last one about the Invitation to Murder, very good. Many congratulations. I really did enjoy them and thank you so much for thinking of me. Lots of love, Jilly Cooper.”

 

Now, I would not suggest for a second that my poetry is anything special – I know my limits – but, even though she may have been trying to be nice, I was taken aback and delighted by her comments because she actually read the poems. In addition to taking a little time to read, she found a few moments to type that lovely, encouraging letter giving me at least a nod that I should continue with my efforts.

 

She has said that she loves writing and will continue to write for as long as she can. Writing, she explained, has been a good substitute for loneliness following the death of her husband. “I’ve had a stunning life,” she said, “all the luck in the world.”

 

In my dreams, my little poetry pamphlet, Emerald Blue, is snug and cosy on a shelf in between a couple of Jilly Cooper’s books. Imagine the thought of that!  

 

Happy birthday Jilly Cooper. Amongst her Who’s Who list of recreations, she includes merry-making and however she defines that, long may she continue to tease, enchant, charm and delight, as only she can.

 

Tuesday, 21 February 2023

NINA SIMONE: HOMAGE ALBUM BY STEPHEN DUNWOODY

I wrote this review of an album by the super-talented Stephen Dunwoody in October 2019.  It is his homage to one of his favourite artists.

Nina was born on 21 February, 1933 and died at 70 in 2003.

Stephen has done a remarkable job here.

 












Finding Nina
The Songs of Nina Simone


by


Stephen Dunwoody


Burgundy Records

https://www.stephendunwoody.com/albums

 

Track Listing:

 

1 Exactly Like You

2 Gin House Blues

3 The Gal From Joe's

4 I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel

5 Feeling Good

6 African Mailman Medley

7 Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

8 Ain't No Use

9 My Baby Just Cares

10 Love Me Or Leave Me

11 Lonesome Cities

12 L'll Liza Jane

 

"Finding Nina has been a labour of love for me. The 12 songs I have chosen have, for many years, been a part of my live set and have evolved to what you hear on this disc. I saw Nina Simone only once, quite by chance, in a small club in Paris when I was just 18. The memory of such an amazing performer has stayed with me."

 

Two seconds into track one and it's welcome to a quality production from Stephen Dunwoody in this wonderful homage to Nina Simone. Man, he does her proud! But it is not a straightforward covers album. This is a Dunwoody album. Not that the actual songs needed it but he breathes new life into them. He performs beautifully throughout. The arrangements are superb. He has a quirky vocal style but it more than suits the material and he delivers every time.

 

(Here's a little sampler from YouTube, a rehearsal version of My Baby Just Cares https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77haTy8Bq5Q )

 

Nina Simone once said of herself: "Sometimes I sound like gravel, and sometimes I sound like coffee and cream." She also described her music as black classical. And those ingredients and more are right here, Dunwoody-style.

 

In an odd way, the album is both vintage and modern, not an easy chemistry, but it works perfectly. It is impossible to pick out a favourite because I love all of the songs. I'll mention Exactly Like You, excellent choice to rope us in. Stephen excels on Gin House Blues and he reinvents Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood. My Baby Just Cares For Me is as cool as cool can be.

 

And cool is not a bad word to use for Finding Nina. This is an album that should be dominating radio playlists for the foreseeable future. It deserves attention. It is so good.

 

I urge you all to seek it out and, just to get a bit jazzy for a moment, dig it, man. Dig Dunwoody. 

 

Monday, 20 February 2023

AWARDS SHOWS - NOPE!!

 








Yesterday, the British Academy of Film and Television Arts gave out its BAFTA awards in a glitzy show.

I dipped in and out of the coverage, something I would not have done when I was much younger.  In my teens and a while beyond them, I was so excited by awards shows, not just BAFTAs but especially the Oscars.  I loved the build-up and the TV coverage.  In short, back then I was glued to every second of those shows.

But now, I find awards shows generally boring and increasingly politically correct to the point where I have lost all appetite for them.

In the UK, we could see the Academy Awards, the BAFTAs and the awful (in my opinion) music BRITS.  The Emmys and Tonys were not picked up by television channels in this country, so they were of little interest.

The trouble with modern awards presentations is that they have become platforms for celebrities to preach and pontificate about whatever issue itches them and they seem to believe that they have a right to share their thoughts with the world.  

To be fair, in the BAFTA snippets I saw last night, there was no evidence of such preaching.  There were pretty poor presenters having a go at humour but failing most of the time to raise a titter.

Still, hats off and ovations to the winners.  They deserve no sarcasm, just applause for their achievements.

It's just a pity the shows have become yawnfests and not worth my time - or the time of many others I suspect.

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner is - tada - The Old Days!




Saturday, 18 February 2023

NOTE FROM A MEMBER OF THE EYE-ROLLING GENERATION - WRITERS SELF-CENSORING TO AVOID TROUBLE


 








I suppose at my age, I am a member of the eye-rolling generation that tuts and splutters at certain media stories in this super fast-changing world.  Some change is good.  Some change is not so hot. 

A piece (written by Ben Ellery) in The Times today caught my eye. It was headed:

Writers 'self-censoring to avoid trouble

The article begins: "Authors and publishers have warned that 'sensitivity readers' who check books for potentially offensive content are destroying the art of writing."

Award-winning author Kate Clanchy was informed she could not refer to the Taliban as terrorists because they now govern Afghanistan.  Her publisher asked her to send her 2020 Orwell-prize-winning book Some Kinds I Taught and What They Taught Me to three sensitivity readers - years after it was published.  Clancy said they came back with hundreds of changes, which she refused.  She left her publisher and found an independent company.  The co-founder of the independent reckoned mainstream publishers had lost their backbone, fearing Twitter storms if a 'wrong' word of phrase is judged to be too sensitive.

Author Anthony Horowitch was asked to remove the word "scalpel" as it might offend Native Americans due to its similarity to the word scalp.  The piece notes the word scalpel comes from the Latin scalpellum, meaning a surgical knife.

Just two examples (I'm sure there are tons of others) but enough to make me think.  In my life, I cannot recall reading anything in a book that offended me personally either at a fairly trivial level or to the point of apoplexy.  

As an Irish person, I have always been aware of jokes and jibes, insults and stereotyping, but I can't remember ever being sent into a spiral of emotional turmoil.  I suppose on a subconscious level I reckoned I was big enough to swat away the taunts.

There are many things that make my eyes roll, some of which I would not say out loud or write about.  (Anti)social media has stifled considerably any notion of unshackled free speech.

It might be happening already, but if books read by sensitivity readers could have a warning sticker attached, it would help me enormously to decide not to buy any of those books.

I prefer to read what the writer wrote!






Friday, 17 February 2023

HARRY CHAPIN

 

















Harry Chapin, high up on my list of favourite singer/songwriters, was born on 7 December, 1942. 


He was most famous for his 'story' songs including W.O.L.D, Cat's in the Cradle and Dance Band on the  Titanic - a brilliant singer/songwriter and performer.


He was killed at 38 in a road traffic accident in 1981.

Shortly after the tragic news, I wrote this song.


HARRY'S SONG (FOR HARRY CHAPIN)

You took me to some places
and not once did I say no
from the deck of a sinking ship
to some local radio
You took me higher than an eagle
and you never let me down
you taught me simple lessons
of a world a-spinning round

It's so sad that Harry's gone but I can bring him back
with an electronic needle on a hundred album tracks
It's so sad to lose a singer before the final song
now the angels buy his music
it's so sad that Harry's gone

You made my dreams a little sweeter
and my smile a little wide
You made me laugh a little louder
and cry deep down inside
You took me by the hand
and you told your stories well
but when the wheel stopped turning
there was still much more to tell
 

It's so sad that Harry's gone but I can bring him back

with an electronic needle on a hundred album tracks

It's so sad to lose a singer before the final song

now the angels buy his music

it's so sad that Harry's gone

 

Thursday, 16 February 2023

SALUTING MEL BLANC

 








For no particular reason other than saluting his wonderful talent - a brief note on sublime voice actor, Melvin Jerome Blanc. 

He was, is and will forever be the cartoon king, at least to my generation. He was the voice of (deep breath):


Bugs Bunny
Daffy Duck
Tweety Bird
Sylvester the Cat
Pepe Le Pew
Porky Pig
Yosemite Sam
Wile E. Coyote
Road Runner
Foghorn Leghorn
Barney Rubble
Mr Spacely
Woody Woodpecker

and many, many others in the golden age of TV cartoon shows.

Mel Blanc was born in San Francisco in 1908. He started out on a radio career in 1927, using his talent for voices in variety shows, including those of Jack Benny, Abbott and Costello and Burns and Allen. 

He built a reputation as a versatile voice actor and was snapped up by Warner Brothers (Looney Tunes) and later, Hanna-Barbera (The Flintstones and The Jetsons). 

His place in television and cinema history is secure. There was no one like him and today, I salute him for his talent and for the hours and hours of entertainment he provided with all those quirky, unforgettable voices.

He died on 10 July, 1989 and is buried in Hollywood Forever Cemetery. This is his gravestone.





Sunday, 12 February 2023

LORNE GREENE

 













One of my television western heroes from my younger days........

Lorne Greene was born in Canada on 12 February, 1915.  He died at 72 in 1987.

He was an actor, singer and radio personality.

He appeared in the long-running TV western series Bonanza, 430 episodes from 1959 to 1973, as Ben Cartwright boss of the Ponderosa ranch and father to sons Adam (Pernell Roberts), Hoss (Dan Blocker) and Little Joe (Michael Landon).

He made many TV and film appearances. Apart from Bonanza, he is known for 21 episodes of Battlestar Galactica as Commander Adama.

Greene was also a successful recording artist with his talking/singing distinctive deep voice. His biggest hit was Ringo, a number one in Canada and the US in 1964.  Here's a YouTube link to the record:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rsTAD0B78





Friday, 10 February 2023

THE (S)LIMEBALL INCIDENT

 




















This is a true story - I was that retail soldier - and a little reminder of the kind of thing shop staff have to put up with at times.

I was managing a food/non-food superstore a few years ago and a customer asked to see me.  I found my way to the customer service desk and, although I am six feet tall, this guy seemed to tower above me.  His girth was wider than mine too and as I looked up at him I prayed that this was not going to end in tears - mine.

I stuck my hand out to shake his but he ignored it and started bawling: "Lime marmalade. You've got none."  I went through the motions of saying that I would check for him but he told me that someone had already been to the stock room. "Why haven't you got any?"  I told him I didn't know but I would find out and let him know by phone that afternoon.
"What?" he bellowed, "I am not leaving this shop without lime marmalade." 
"But we haven't any in stock, sir."
"Don't call me sir. Stop patronising me." 
"I'm sorry, I don't mean to patronise you. I apologise for not having lime marmalade in the store but I will have to contact the buying team in head office to see if they can get it on the inventory."
"Ridiculous," he shouted and with that he threw the empty handbasket he was carrying at me, told me to stuff my shop up my arse and stormed away.  The wire basket struck my chin but, heroically, I didn't wince. 

In a mid-sigh as he headed for the exit, he turned around and headed back my way. "I'll be here tomorrow at 10 o'clock to buy a jar of Rose's lime marmalade and you better have it or I'll not be responsible for my actions."  He turned on his heels and walked briskly out of the door.  I sent someone out to a rival supermarket for a jar of lime marmalade and kept it locked in a drawer.  The next morning, the clock ticked in High Noon fashion.  10 o'clock, no customer. 10.15, no customer.  10.30, nope.  12.00, nada.  He didn't show up at all, ever again, to my knowledge.  "What a (s)lime ball, I thought, in a moment of retail blasphemy.

People in shops have much to put up with day in, day out.  

 

Thursday, 9 February 2023

ALWAYS A COWBOY

 












The arm of the chair was more than an arm,
it was my horse as a kid while watching TV,
I watched all the westerns and lived every second,
for there on the screen I swore it was me.

I was James Garner, I was Bret Maverick,
I was Will Hutchins, I was Tom Brewster,
I was Clint Walker, I was Cheyenne Bodie,
I was Ty Hardin, I was Bronco Layne,
I was Robert Fuller, I was Jess Harper,
I was Michael Landon, I was Joe Cartwright,
I was Fess Parker, I was Davy Crockett,
I was James Arness, I was Matt Dillon,
I was Richard Boone, I was Paladin,
I was Clayton Moore, I was the Lone Ranger,
I was Jock Mahoney, I was the Range Rider,
I was Clint Eastwood, I was Rowdy Yates,
I was Dale Robertson, I was Jim Hardie,
I was Steve McQueen, I was Josh Randall,
I was Robert Horton, I was Flint McCullough,
I was Doug McClure, I was Trampas,
I was Cameron Mitchell, I was Buck Cannon,
I was Pete Duel, I was Hannibal Heyes.

I can’t imagine my life without western heroes,
the stetsons they wore and how they were dressed,
a young boy’s excitement at theme songs and music,
saddling up on the chair and riding way out west.