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Saturday, 19 December 2020

ONLY YULES & VERSES 19 OF 24 - CHRISTMAS LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT - HO! HO! HO!

 

When the original Only Yules & Verses book was self-published in 2013, an unsolicited comment appeared on Amazon.  I call stuff like this little nudges of encouragement.  Of course, for every flattering nudge, there are several pokes in the eye waiting in the wings. Here’s the comment:

 

“Only Yules and Verses is one of those special little books that you happen upon serendipitously. I have read authors' blurbs before extolling the mirth to be found in THEIR book only to buy the book and be severely disappointed. What an unexpected joy, therefore, to pick up this little gem and read it to the end with smiles, a few laughs out loud and some headshakes at the ingenuity of Joe Cushnan. I thoroughly enjoyed this and wholeheartedly recommend it to everyone.

 

P.S. I am not a friend or family member of the author, but how I wish I were!”


I'll take that!


ONLY YULES & VERSES - CHRISTMAS LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT 

HO! HO! HO!


TODAY - A FEW JOKES


 

Special offer – Good King Wenceslas pizza – deep and crisp and even.

  

A security guard is talking to the store manager:

Guard: “All our stock of German Christmas cake is missing.”

Manager: “Stollen.”

Guard: “Reckon so.”

  

What’s the best music at Christmas?

Wrap.

  

Who's the most unwelcome person in a shop at Christmas?  

The elf and safety officer. 

  

What was the Boss’s worst ever Christmas?  The year he had to give Santa the sack.

 

Did you hear about the employee who stole the office calendar last Christmas?  

She got 12 months.

  

Did you hear about the reindeer who ate the Christmas decorations?  

He got tinsellitis.

  

Man to friend: I bought a Christmas tree today in Asda.

Friend: Which branch?

Man: All of them.

  

Why was Santa's little helper so sad?

He had low elf esteem.

 


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