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Monday 9 March 2015

STORMONT DEBATE TRANSCRIPT

It was you.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
(Recess for coffee and biscuits).
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
(Recess for lunch).
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
Wait a wee minute.
Wait a wee minute yourself.
Catch yourself on.
(Recess for afternoon tea).
No, you catch yourself on.
Er.
No, you catch yourself on.
Er.
No, you catch yourself on.
Er.
No, you catch yourself on.
Er.
No, you catch yourself on.
Er.
No, you catch yourself on.
Etc,
Etc,
Until sense kicks in
Or eternity strikes twelve,
Whichever comes first......


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