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Tuesday, 2 September 2014

BUS FUSS

From my new book of funny poems (available here http://www.feedaread.com/ ) and soon via Amazon and other book sites




BUS FUSS

I gave the bus driver a potato,
He looked at me all agog,
I gave the bus driver a frying pan
And a collar once worn by a dog.
I gave the bus driver an apple core,
He started tugging his hair,
He said: “Look mate, dunno what you’re playing at,
It’s just not fare!”

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