BUS FUSS

From my new book of funny poems (available here http://www.feedaread.com/ ) and soon via Amazon and other book sites

BUS FUSS

I gave the bus driver a potato,

He looked at me all agog,

I gave the bus driver a frying pan

And a collar once worn by a dog.

I gave the bus driver an apple core,

He started tugging his hair,

He said: “Look mate, dunno what you’re playing at,

It’s just not fare!”