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Sunday 13 July 2014

PUBLISHER, PUBLISHER, WHEREFORE ART THOU PUBLISHER (OF FUN VERSE FOR KIDS)

Following the first hilarious (my blog, my word!) collections of funny poems for kids (of all ages), collection three is ticking along nicely.



"Fun With Words, Fun With Rhyme" manuscript is current at 80 poems on 64 pages.  The aim is to get to 100 pages and well over 100 poems.

I will self-publish the book but I would love it to be taken up by a mainstream publisher - alas, with all the hurdles associated with agents and publishers, a tough challenge. (And yes, I have worn out my copy of Writer's & Artists Yearbook and almost hammered a keyboard to death!)

But never give up!

This collection is intended to be read aloud to enthusiastic and interactive young audiences.  It is about fun but also about nurturing young creative minds and a lifelong love of books, bookshops and libraries.

Lofty, but sincere.

These are the titles of the poems so far:


CONTENTS

Writing
Ho+Ho+Ho = Ho Ho Ho
Class Acts
Breakfast Serial
Compare
Blank
Waspish
Sneaky Crawlies
Not Feeling Swell
Plane Sight
Oh my Days
Bye Bye Yesterdye
Learning Stuff
Comfy Book
Underachiever
Aunt Val
Blinking Silly
Body Of Work
Aristocounting
Blow
Last Straw 
Yum Yum
Spaced
Goodnight From Him
Born & Bread
Playing With Food
Celebrate The Fool
Hum-Bling
The Selfie Poem
Gurgle
Udder Chaos
Smashing
Buzz
Thank You For Your Custom
One Direction
M1 Speak
National Poetry Day Poem
Incident At The Bird Feeder
Cooky
For A Change
Loser
Bear
Off My Trolley 
Bananas
Rainbow Me
Angry Poem
Plop Poem
Excitable Poem
Noise
Alphabetcha I Can Transport You To Wherever You Want To Go
Bus Fuss
Remember This
Forget This
Blowy
Weather Blether
A Bottle Of Fun Words
Fall In
Lost In Translation
Twitter
Tweet Poem
Oh Dear
Core Blimey
Sharp Wits
Ouch
Thirsty Work
What To Do About Orange
Sadsuma
Moaning Lisa
Hole In The Argument
Where There’s A Will
Telling The Tooth
That’s Charlotte
Hardy Shopper
Food’s On You
Easy Eats
Barking
Giggle TV
Sounds Like A Plan
Hmmm

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