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Friday, 24 January 2014

GULP - ONLY DROOLS & CORSETS

From Only Drools & Corsets (Funny poems and silly stuff about love, Valentine's, etc)

Only Drools & Corsets
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GULP

My boyfriend swallowed an abacus,
It’s too long to go into why,
He seems a little weird to outsiders
But, though a little bit strange, he gets by.

I love him, I love him, I love him,
I love him in huge amounts,
Whatever this abacus has done to him,
It’s what’s inside that counts.

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