GULP - ONLY DROOLS & CORSETS

From Only Drools & Corsets (Funny poems and silly stuff about love, Valentine's, etc)


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GULP

My boyfriend swallowed an abacus,

It’s too long to go into why,

He seems a little weird to outsiders

But, though a little bit strange, he gets by.

I love him, I love him, I love him,

I love him in huge amounts,

Whatever this abacus has done to him,

It’s what’s inside that counts.