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Thursday, 23 January 2014

DING DONG DUNG

From Only Drools & Corsets (Funny poems and silly stuff about love, Valentine's, etc)

Only Drools & Corsets
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DING DONG DUNG

This farmer’s daughter was swayed and wooed
And said yes to a proposal of marriage.
Came the day of the wedding
And off she was whisked in a carriage.

As the groom was waiting at the altar rail,
There came a whiff from the door,
As the bride approached, the smell got stronger,
An aroma you couldn’t ignore.

Said the groom to the bride: “Is that manure on your head?”,
Just as the bells were rung,
“Why yes,” said the farmer’s daughter,
 “I’ve just had my hair dung.”

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