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Sunday, 25 August 2013

ATTENTION PASSENGERS


This is exactly what I heard over the tannoy during a flight today........

Bing-bong: "Crackle, squelch, blether, seat belts, blah, shriek, squeal, sputter, mumble, mutter, squeak, shriek, whine, hiss, sandwiches, crackle, squelch, blether, blah, shriek, squeal, hot drinks, sputter, mumble, mutter, squeak, shriek, whine, hiss, scratch cards, crackle, squelch, blether, blah, shriek, squeal, sputter, mumble, no smoking, mutter, squeak, shriek, whine, perfumes, hiss........"

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