WORLD OF FUNNY NOISES

This is my world of funny noises,

My land of chirp and swoosh,

Of rustle, hiss, moo and hoot,

Of screech, quack and caw.

This is my world of funny sounds,

Of gush, snap, crackle, fizz and splash,

Of click-clack, tick-tock, swish and ping,

Of splish, squish, squash, ding and clang.

These are the noises in my funny world,

My clank and tinkle, my chomp and sizzle,

My snuffle, whack, thwack and gurgle,

The pitter-patter atchoo of my whizz-popping self.