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Saturday 16 August 2014

CAT POEMS


1
FEE LINE
The day the cat
swallowed cash
was not a cause for pity
for after all
the end result
was money in the kitty
2
FELINE SORE
A cat chap
had a mishap
with a cat flap
due to back slap
KNIT CAT
Our cat married a ball of wool
because he was totally smitten
and very soon 
they were blessed
by the birth of a newborn mitten
4
PURRFECT
Intelligent cat,
meticulous cat,
when she was writing a letter
would work at the language
and aim for perfection, 
so she would get better and better.

Other cats sneered, 
insulted, derided
and call her a swot and a wuss,
but intelligent cat
stayed calm for she was
content as a grammar puss.

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