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Sunday, 4 December 2011

5 X FUN POEMS


BIG GAME

If flamingo
plays bingo,
If baboon
plays pontoon,
can you object
To newt
laying
trivial pursuit?

HOP HAT

Round and round
the milliner’s shop
my group of rabbits
on the hop
eating every type of hat
until each one was very fat.

So now one of my magical habits
is pulling top hats out of rabbits.


GRASSISTANT

There was a gardener called Brewer
who invented a grass-cutting cure
his brain went pow
he thought of a cow
as the ultimate efficient lawn mooer


HUM DEE DUM DEE DUM

One theory
about the humming bird
is really quite absurd.
It’s said
it hums the tune because
it doesn’t know the words


CHUMS IN MY TUM (or HANNIBAL LECTER'S POEM)

I had some friends for dinner
and from the evidence of empty dishes
despite the calorie intake
my friends were quite delicious.

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