Charles Dogends, classical scribe
was subjected to critical diatribe.
Nobody liked his novels of late
including one called Oliver Straight.
In addition to that, more are the pities,
was his veterinary flop Tails Off Two Kitties.
And another example of his writing crimes
was the story of cooking fat titled Lard Times.
He misjudged the mood with a collection of scribbles
and his Easter Carol brought many quibbles.
Not for him then rich literary pickin's
so he bent his pen nib and cursed "What the Dickens!?"