DEER, DEER

From my book Only Yules & Verses (Funny poems & silly jokes about Christmas) - available here:

http://www.feedaread.com/books/Only-Yules-Verses.aspx

Dasher and

Dancer and

Prancer and

Vixen and

Comet and

Cupid and

Donner and

Blitzen and

Rudolph -

Dear, deer, deer,

Deer, deer, deer,

Deer, deer, deer,

Santa sighs,

For every November and no mistake,

He has to do a stocktake.