KEN CLARKE'S BLUES

My name is Ken Clarke,

I’m a “been around” kind of guy,

Oh, my name is Ken Clarke,

I’m a “been around” kind of guy,

I’ve just been reshuffled

To mooch about and rectify.

My name is Ken Clarke,

I’m a Hush Puppy kind of bloke,

Oh, my name is Ken Clarke,

I’m a Hush Puppy kind of bloke,

I’m now a loose cannon

To interfere, to pry and poke.

My name is Ken Clarke,

A job without portfolio,

Oh, my name is Ken Clarke,

A job without portfolio,

What to do with a guy like me,

Even Cameron doesn’t know.

My name is Ken Clarke,

I like a curry, a smoke, a beer

Oh, my name is Ken Clarke,

I like a curry, a smoke, a beer,

Just when you think I’m gone

I have the knack to reappear.

My name is Ken Clarke,

I’m a “been around” kind of guy,

Oh, my name is Ken Clarke,

I’m a “been around” kind of guy,

I’ve just been reshuffled

To mooch about and rectify.